Medical Comics Prints

'You don't have a hormone imbalance. You have a fat imbalance!'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'The bad news . . . you've got lice.The good news . . . there's only one.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Lazy Doctor

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Golf cart in the hospital.

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

'For Valentine's Day!'

"In hospital I received ten 'get well soon' cards...from the nurses."

Hospital Gift Shop

"Please have a seat over by the door, sir - We're looking for a volunteer to examine you."

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

"I hope for your sake that my watch stopped!"

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

"Glad to hear my health's improved since my last visit. But to be honest, Doc...I never did anything you advised!"

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

Take these three times a day until I feel better.

'Just as I suspected, you don't have a serious bone in your body.'

'I had that for lunch!'

'It doesn't look too serious.'