Reading Teen Magazines Gifts

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Pets.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Tough Teddies

Forming the adolescent personality

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)