Reading Teen Magazines Pillows

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Text Culture

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Pets.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Tough Teddies

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.