Magazines Pillows

Pets.

'Our last cell phone call, and instead of getting us help, you renew your subscription to some car magazine?'

Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Hello/Hi/G'day Magazine

Magazines.

Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities

"It's not just a special advertising section,- it's a very special advertising section."

Anecdote Magazine

Magazine Section at Shops

PlayDog.

Social Media

'These health magazines conflict on this issue- whick do you suggest I buy?'

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'No,I'm not here to see the doctor,just the magazines.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

OK...Little Issue!

'Do you have the time?'

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

"No, I'm not here to see the doctor- just the magazines."

Grandma digest

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

I'll bet you're going to tell me about something that you say in 'Time' Magazine."

Rabies & Scabies

The American Journal of Women's Arms

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Ok, do I like this or am I just supposed to like it?"

Person Of Interest Monthly

Alien Beauty Magazine