Magazines Pillows

Pets.

'Our last cell phone call, and instead of getting us help, you renew your subscription to some car magazine?'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Hello/Hi/G'day Magazine

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

Magazines.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

Social Media

PlayDog.

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

Magazine Section at Shops

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'These health magazines conflict on this issue- whick do you suggest I buy?'

Anecdote Magazine

Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities

OK...Little Issue!

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"

'No,I'm not here to see the doctor,just the magazines.'

"No, I'm not here to see the doctor- just the magazines."

'Do you have the time?'

"It's not just a special advertising section,- it's a very special advertising section."

Grandma digest

I'll bet you're going to tell me about something that you say in 'Time' Magazine."

Middle-page spread

Ian Hislop

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'There's a future editor of Heat magazine if every I saw one.'

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

Man trying to decide what type of magazine he thinks he should buy.

Person Of Interest Monthly