Magazine Readers Mugs

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Highlights for Adults

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Magazine covers.

Leaky Weather Magazine.

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

I advertised in What Cow!

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.