Made Redundant Gifts

"We're very sorry, Templeton."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"At this office no two days are different."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

St. Elmo's fired.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'We'll add extra to your severance package if you promise to go to work for our competition.'

"At last! They've begun downsizing the top level."

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"At least you didn't get the axe."

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

Department of Wastage - Formerly 'Middle Management'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"I have some character-building news for you."

'Reed oil aboot tit!'

"Don't bother replying. That's YOUR job being advertised."

"Being a CEO is a bit like being a football manager. . ."