Macintosh Marvel Gifts

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Which one's yours?"

New Marvel Heroes

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

Spider boy

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Turn down the bass."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"But is it art?"

Houdini's Dog.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

King George VI

ACME Exterminators (cat being dragged into a mouse hole