Macintosh Marvel Pillows

Celebrity Rainwear

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Which one's yours?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

New Marvel Heroes

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Spider boy

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"Turn down the bass."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"But is it art?"

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Houdini's Dog.

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

King George VI

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'