Marble Marvel Gifts

'I hate Mondays!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Motivation to work

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

New Marvel Heroes

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Macho man body building club.

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'People soup again?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Iron Man Competition"