Marble Enthusiasts Gifts

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Toadstools

Rocking Witches.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Paul and Debbie.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"Returns"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo