Marble Collector Gifts

"No I don't want to play marbles again."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You're on a what?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Brick Salesman

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"You and your stones collection!"

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Clam attack!!!

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

The Dead Sea Squirrels.

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

Man engaged to be married has ring through his nose.

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.