Marble Collector Gifts

"No I don't want to play marbles again."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You're on a what?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Brick Salesman

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

"You and your stones collection!"

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

Clam attack!!!

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

The Dead Sea Squirrels.

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

I don't know why you don't just cancel your subscription to the Rock-of-the-Month club.

In these perilous times, don't you want to invest in something safe? Like gold? Don't be an idiot!!!! Gold is only safe because it's rare. Shouldn't you invest in an element that's even more rare? Like platinum? Or iridium, which is pretty much only found in outer space? DON'T BE AN IDIOT! Send Awesomecorp your hard-earned cash in exchange for compromise. The rarest element in the land. Quantities limited.

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

Perry Grayson