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'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Toadstools

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Returns"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!