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Elgin Marbles - 'Wacky event for the Olympics.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"What the hell took so long?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

A Zircon Is Forever

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'I think they're up to something.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."