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Elgin Marbles - 'Wacky event for the Olympics.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"What the hell took so long?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

A Zircon Is Forever

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'I think they're up to something.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves