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A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Woman throwing giant pot.

"I'm not happy."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Birth of Darth Vader

Two men in urns holding hands

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Artisanal Pottery

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Greek Vase

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Bernard Palissy