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A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Woman throwing giant pot.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"I'm not happy."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Not So Into This One

Artisanal Pottery

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Birth of Darth Vader

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Two men in urns holding hands

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Greek Vase

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'