Metalwork Marvel Gifts

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

The Quantum Mechanic...

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'People soup again?'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'It's an honest piece.'

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Workers rest

Japan-Reconstruction

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Steel fabricator

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"Forged in fur"

Swiss Army Tank.

The dunger

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