Microchip Marvel Gifts

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

The Hobby Store

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Subatomic particles

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Bonsai Exhibit

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'ADN'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Nano technology.

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

It turns out the foreign object under your skin is a microchip implant. According to the chip, you're a cocker spaniel from Jersey City, and your owner will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes. ! !

Virus