Lycra Lovers Gifts

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Ladies in Lycra

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Senta jumps into the sea

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"I hate this time of year."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Lizard Amusement Park

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Ereptile Dysfunction

"I'm addicted to water."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Ladies in Lycra

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Here it comes!"

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

Gordon Gekko

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Lady Anglea