Lycra Lovers Prints

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Ladies in Lycra

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Senta jumps into the sea

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"I hate this time of year."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Lizard Amusement Park

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"I'm addicted to water."

Ereptile Dysfunction

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'My resume,...in rap form!'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Here it comes!"

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

Gordon Gekko

Lady Anglea

"Where has he gone now?"

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'