Lycan Lore Admirer Gifts

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Knight in shining Lycra!

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I hate this time of year."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"You dressed!"

Witches at a cauldron.

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Ladies in Lycra

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Four Horsemen.

Halloween sculptor

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Halloween health & safety.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'