Lycan Lore Admirer Pillows

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I hate this time of year."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"You dressed!"

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Witches at a cauldron.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Halloween sculptor

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

Four Horsemen.

Halloween health & safety.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'