Lycan Lore Aficionados Pillows

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

Out To Lurch

Swiss army knife

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"I hate this time of year."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Ladies in Lycra

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"Our potions are 100% organic."

Can't you just text me..?

Well...I filled it!

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Loch Ness.

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

Whosoever pulls this sword from the stone shalt become king. Sure, but it's a lot better than going through months of primaries and caucuses!

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

'Is this toe of frog endorsed by a major celebrity?'

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

'You have a lovely cackle.'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

Paul's Bunions

Why can't we get a washing machine?

Ladies in Lycra