Lycan Lore Aficionados Mugs

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

Out To Lurch

Swiss army knife

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"I hate this time of year."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Our potions are 100% organic."

Well...I filled it!

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Can't you just text me..?

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Loch Ness.

The Wolfman's Crime and his Shameful, Secret, Addiction!

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

'Is this toe of frog endorsed by a major celebrity?'

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

'You have a lovely cackle.'

'That's my jogging suit.'

Ladies in Lycra

"I know that the industy has a responsibility to challenge climate change. . ."

Paul's Bunions

Why can't we get a washing machine?