Mythical Legends Fans Pillows

Whosoever pulls this sword from the stone shalt become king. Sure, but it's a lot better than going through months of primaries and caucuses!

Swiss army knife

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Wotan with eye patch

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Vampire afternoon tea.

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

Headless Self-Portrait

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

Goliath's Widow.

What did I tell you kids about picking up your wrappers after you eat?

Loch Ness.

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"