Lycra Lover Pillows

Ladies in Lycra

"You just couldn't shut up could you?"

"I hate this time of year."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'That's my jogging suit.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I know that the industy has a responsibility to challenge climate change. . ."

"I'll be glad when this cycle-to-work craze is over."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Football Chameleon

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Senta jumps into the sea

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Candle Portraits.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'My love is like a red red rose...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Musical genres

George Martin

Karaoke night.

Jerry Lordan

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'