Ironclad Admirer Pillows

Knight magnet.

Swiss army knife

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Car joust.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Magic Tricks

The Gladiator.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Snow is falling...

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Love your ambiance!"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Madonna.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Pizza at the Round Table

Knights

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'After A Knights Hard Day'

USA-China, trade war.

Paul Daniels.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'