Icicle Admirer Pillows

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Snow is falling...

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

Euphemistic.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Titanic 2030: The Rematch

Louis Armstrong

I Love Winter!

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

A horse painting a self-portrait.

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

Old Man Winter

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'I did not say you'd be famous after two or three shows! These things take time!'

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"Calm down Jeff! I'm sure when he called you an ass he meant it scientifically!"