Icicle Admirer Gifts

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Snow is falling...

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Madonna.

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

Madonna

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

Euphemistic.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Titanic 2030: The Rematch

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Louis Armstrong

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

I Love Winter!

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Old Man Winter

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

A horse painting a self-portrait.

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

'I did not say you'd be famous after two or three shows! These things take time!'

"Calm down Jeff! I'm sure when he called you an ass he meant it scientifically!"

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."