Ironclad Admirer Prints

Knight magnet.

Swiss army knife

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Car joust.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Magic Tricks

The Gladiator.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Love your ambiance!"

Snow is falling...

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Pizza at the Round Table

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

USA-China, trade war.

Knights

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'