Witchcraft Admirer Pillows

"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

"The FDA didn't approve the use of eye of newt."

Halloween health & safety.

Bay Witch

'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"She's a classic."

'We used to eat healthier because the children we ate, ate healthier.'

Witch on her broomstick speaks to someone on her phone

"I believe this is nothing but a witch-hunt, Congressman."

Happy Halloween

"Name your poison, dearie."

Twin Broom Witch

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Witches

'Would you mind if we did some jacket potatoes in your fire ?'

'Cold, eh?!'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"Let's try that again with a 'please' and 'thank you.'"

"I can't wait for Halloween. It's the one day a year. . . I feel comfortable in my own skin."

Is the World Ready for Self-Flying Brooms?

"You're only making things worse for yourself!"

"I'm melting!"

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

Witchy Cellist

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"And are the children locally sourced?"

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

'Frankly, I don't know what she sees in him!'

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

"If it doesn't make me scream, I get rid of it."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"And now, fingernails of Hillary Clinton for robustness."

"Did anybody think to run the Spell Checker?"

"Witch hunt!"