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Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Eat my dust!"

The Adventures of God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

How Glaciations Begin

Phoenix

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Santa CGI Effect

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

fairy tales

Witch dice.

Fairy tale

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"So much for eternal rest."

'He was brought by the stork.'