Lunar Storyteller Gifts

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

The Adventures of God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

Phoenix

How Glaciations Begin

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Santa CGI Effect

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

fairy tales

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Witch dice.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Fairy tale

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

"So much for eternal rest."

"Here it comes!"