Lover Of Witty Quotes Pillows

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I love this time of year."

Cold caller.

The Gilmore Girls

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Spiv

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

G.K. Chesterton.

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

Tom Bowler

Home Business - Wife.

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."