Collecting Witty Quotes Pillows

A moocher borrows a cup of sugar to make a sponge cake.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Shakespeare Street

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Month of June

"I don't understand why the pen is mightier than the sword."

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

Live, laugh, love

'I'm typecast!'

'Life is too short to be little.'

"Trust me—sex sells."

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

'You complete me!'

Jeanne Moreau: 'Age does not protect you from love, but love...protects you from age.'

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.