Lover Of Fast Pitches Gifts

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

The Goalkeeper

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Millipede motorist

Ryan Giggs

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

Football Countdown.

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

He's not breaking any rules if that's hand sanitizer.

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

Passionate about Football.