Catcher Of Wild Pitches Gifts

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

The Goalkeeper

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Big Football

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

Bowled out.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

Football Deity.

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Wages of footballer.

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

EcoTours.

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'

'Your proposal was second to none. We went with none.'