Catcher Of Wild Pitches Gifts

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Big Football

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Bowled out.

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Football Deity.

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Wages of footballer.

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'

EcoTours.

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.