Wizard Of The Pitch Gifts

"What a midfield wizard!"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

The Goalkeeper

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Football Crazy.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Big Football

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

Free Speech has heavy price.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Ryan Giggs

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.