Voice Of The Pitch Gifts

Free Speech has heavy price.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Football Crazy.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Wilfried Zaha

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

George Best

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"What a midfield wizard!"

Ryan Giggs

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'