Pitch Prankster Gifts

Bowled out.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

Bahrain F1

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Skiers

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

Politics Books

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

'Well, what if I were the last HETEROSEXUAL man on earth?'

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

Footballer uses the ref's foam to shave.

'Don't worry, I'm not going to jump. I'm just screwing with the media.'

It's all about the PR baby!

'Happy Christmas. . .And have a PR-tastic...new year.'

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.

'OK, give him a shove.'

For Your Dog

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

'Leadership challenge? No chance!'

'Objection, overruled. I'm going to allow that intentional brushback. But I'm warning you, counselor, you're treading on thin ice.'

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

"If you want to book me you'll have to see my agent."

'Honey, do you want to marry...umh... Honey?'

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

Shooting down a plane. Oops.