Future Boss Of The Pitch Gifts

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

The Goalkeeper

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Any questions?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Free Speech has heavy price.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"What a midfield wizard!"

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

Bowled out.

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

Football Deity.

Connor Wickham

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'I don't take no for an answer. I give it.'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'