Lover Of Fast Pitches Mugs

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

The Goalkeeper

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

Millipede motorist

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

Football Countdown.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'