Pitch Aficionado Mugs

"Mr. Babcock is a man of few words."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Wrong leadership.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Baseball.

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."