Pitch Aficionado Prints

"Mr. Babcock is a man of few words."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Wrong leadership.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Baseball.

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!