Pitching Fanatics Prints

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Alternative fielding positions

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Talk to my lawyer.'

Witch's spell check.

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."