Pitching Fanatics Prints

It's the season for political candidates to deliver their pitch to voters. Sometimes the pitch is like a fastball, direct and to the point. Or the pitch might be like a curve, starting off on one path and then going in a different direction. Voters might see a pitch like a changeup, something completely unexpected. Unfortunately, too often the candidate's pitch is like a knuckleball - it just seems to be erratic and nonsensical!

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Alternative fielding positions

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Sheltering in place.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Witch's spell check.

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."