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Baseball Cheating

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Sheltering in place.

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Cristiano Ronaldo