Baseball Afficionado Mugs

Church League - Thou Shalt Not Steal

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Sheltering in place.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

I love Basketball.