Baseball Fanatic Mugs

Taking the dog for a walk.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

An outfielder catches a potential home run on a rock wall.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Opening day of spring training and the coach could already tell it was going to be a really long season with lots of testing for steroids.

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

Actual excerpt from a 911 tape.

'He was cleaning out earwax... then he sneezed.'

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

Baseball manager brings pitcher golf clubs

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"This speeds up the game significantly."

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"

"Poor Henry - he never returned from the All-Star break."

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Skoal

"He's our best pitcher, though that's not saying much."

Octopus Baseball Fan

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Mouse Baseball

Baseball Cash

"Fremont, no one is interested in seeing your sides."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Gambler And Umpire