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"Basically, you have argued your political views to the point of becoming unhinged."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I stand corrected."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Swimming Prankster

Sweet surprise.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Having a baby will ruin my figure, so Tom and I are making one with a 3D printer."

Swimming Champion.

'You are pigeon toed.'

'I'm all in.'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Shouting

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Pathology.

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Hazard of texting

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

How the other half live.

'Baby's teething.'