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'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Swimming Prankster

The Inexperienced Cook

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Welsh water sewage

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Antonio Carluccio.

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'Blast it's raining!'

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

At the animal perfume fair.

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'We're de-salting water?'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Dive in...

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"

Laundromat Genie. For freeing me, I will grant you three washes!