Suds Specialist T-Shirts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swimming Prankster

The Inexperienced Cook

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Welsh water sewage

Swimming Champion.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'Blast it's raining!'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'We're de-salting water?'

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

At the animal perfume fair.

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

Dive in...

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"