Loudmouth Specialist Gifts

"Basically, you have argued your political views to the point of becoming unhinged."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I stand corrected."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Swimming Prankster

Sweet surprise.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'It's slobberin' time!'

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Swimming Champion.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Having a baby will ruin my figure, so Tom and I are making one with a 3D printer."

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'I'm all in.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Shouting

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Fabrication Lab. A virus got into the 3-D printer and distorted the pattern. A virus? It's a design flu.

Pathology.

Hazard of texting

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"The podiatrist's is right over there ... in the foothills."

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

'Baby's teething.'