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To counteract the pub bore Al cultivated the ancient art of sleeping with his eyes open.

Police Feline Unit

The Bookworm

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Shelter Cat Nap

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

The Snooze Bar.

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Dad Trophies

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Busy day

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."